One day... a girl calls her BF... She asked her BF what day it is... then her BF said its Sunday... Then the girl hung up.... She keeps on crying because nobody remembers what day it is... The suddenly her BF came with a Box of Chocolate and a Bouquet of Red Roses.... the girl was surprise and hugged her BF and says " I Love You And Happy Birthday... " I really don't know what the point is but oh well....
Try this one.
ReplyDeleteTrue Love
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.
I like that kind of version better. XD